A conversation with one of my coworkers yesterday (names changed)
Lazlo: Alter_ego, your face looks so much better without makeup, you should stop wearing it.
Alter_ego: I don't really think about your preferences when I make my makeup decisions in the morning, thanks though.
Lazlo: Wow, you're kind of being aggresive. I've heard Julius say the same thing to you.
Alter_ego: And I told him the same thing I've just told you. I'm sorry you feels it's aggressive, but you've basically just told me that you don't like the way my face looks about 50% the time
Lazlo: Okay, lets talk about work now.
Alter_ego: I think that's best (silent scream)