Aka, how Dr. Willowes keeps herself occupied during laundry times. While it saddens me that football (alright Yanks, soccer) is not a more popular sport in the States, it is my pleasure to introduce and share many of the beautiful men of the beautiful game with you. This list is by no means comprehensive, and after looking it over a second time, it is pretty Spanish heavy (I'm not apologising for that.) Here are a few of my favourites.

  1. Claudio Marchisio, from Juventus:
  1. Xabi Alonso, Real Madrid
  1. Eric Abidal, Monaco
  1. Josep Guardiola, Bayern München
  1. Fernando Torres, Liverpool FC Chelsea FC (come home, you arsehole)
  1. Arne Friedrich, Chicago Fire
  1. Raúl Gonzalez, retired

Feel free to share your favourites in the comments, but be warned that Thierry Henry posts will be dismissed. I don't care if it's been three years, some things are unforgivable.