I think everyone can be categorized into at least one or two Homestarrunner characters. Personally, I am mostly Trogdor because I spend my evenings Burninating things.
There was no daily dump yesterday, so I'm starting with this post by Jane, You Ignorant Slut (Aduh):
Speaking of Trogdor, do you have the cool insouciance of Strong Bad, when he impresses the ladies with his kick ass emails? Strong Bad grew up and became Hamilton Nolan (I <3 HamNo)
But then probably more than a few are more like Homestarrunner than they'd admit. Slightly clueless? Overly happy? Oblivious?
Erp. I know how that is. I'm going to go wave my arms around.
But then again, maybe you are just a Marzipan. I never understood what Marzipan saw in Homestarr.
Ok, ok, so i said I was like Trogdor but then again, there is blindly angry Strong Mad and when you cross me, I feel like "MUST CRUSH" and lose control over my prefrontal cortex. Must crush. MUST CRUSH.
A few of you might be like this little guy and his clever ways and incomprehensible speech. Naked and covered with fur. You know who you are.
Then there was the guy who was most likely to listen to Depeche Mode and watch Truffaut movies. And whine. Constantly whine. And drone and drone and then talk more and more about their pain.
Then there is coach but he is boring. Look at Strong Bad, he's so bitchin' with the ladies. He's peacockin'. Like Mystery Cat.
This is how I feel. I'm looking old. I better perfectly sculpt myself for my fancy NY meetup on Sunday. Also, some of you are olds. You'll appreciate it. I'm both wanting kids off of my lawn and wanting them to think I'm cool.
Damn, now I'm running out of ideas. YOU GUYS POST SO DAMNED MUCH. You need to read my Real Talk: Snack Edition
Remember that last post. I am a grumpy old robot. I am. Off my lawn. I like it back in my day when there were Parsnips a Plenty
We are almost done this endless list. IT'S TIME TO FIGHT A SUPER ANIME BATTLE IN OUTER SPACE. 20X6 ALSO TIME TO FIND THE TIME SPACE WARP TO GET THESE 30 MINUTES OF CUTTING AND PASTING BACK. 20X6
I thought it's about time I include this. I bet you think I forgot. I didn't
There, DONE. If I missed you. Well, I'm sorry Tiger. I'm sorry. Now let's sing a song to celebrate!