I think everyone can be categorized into at least one or two Homestarrunner characters. Personally, I am mostly Trogdor because I spend my evenings Burninating things.

There was no daily dump yesterday, so I'm starting with this post by Jane, You Ignorant Slut (Aduh):

Are You a Lennon Person or a McCartney Person?



Honesty is an interesting policy


WELL. So many things.



Conservative Friends: Stop Trying to Convince Me that Girl Scouts are…



Jamie McGuire's Internalized Misogyny (And Why I Love Amazon CS)



Adventure Time Happy meal


Because Nothing Says "Fuck You" Quite Like LGBTQA Russian Propaganda…


GAH.



Speaking of Trogdor, do you have the cool insouciance of Strong Bad, when he impresses the ladies with his kick ass emails? Strong Bad grew up and became Hamilton Nolan (I <3 HamNo)


Sharing is Caring: Asshole Edition



Dat Hog


St. John's Wort?


PSA: mobile app helps you find Girl Scout cookies!


What is the right age to lose your virginity?



I am eating peanut butter cheesecake


I don't get it


But then probably more than a few are more like Homestarrunner than they'd admit. Slightly clueless? Overly happy? Oblivious?

Erp. I know how that is. I'm going to go wave my arms around.

But then again, maybe you are just a Marzipan. I never understood what Marzipan saw in Homestarr.


What lotion gets you through winter?


One giant bag of nope


It's a bit sad



Jack Reacher, Sleepy rant on movie ratings (Spoilers)



Someone is using a pic of me on Craigslist!



I laughed at this...



I Am A Magnet For Scumbags



"Best Friends With A Famous Person" Dreams: Super Bowl edition



I kinda wish I'd made it a women's event now...



It's the little things...



internet photo roundup



This Aerie shit is BULLSHIT


Ok, ok, so i said I was like Trogdor but then again, there is blindly angry Strong Mad and when you cross me, I feel like "MUST CRUSH" and lose control over my prefrontal cortex. Must crush. MUST CRUSH.


The Best Gif You'll Never Use


Ontario is raising the minimum wage to $11 an hour


I did my makeup today!



Kerry Washington is 37!


Seriously Australia, WTF?** TW - totally inane rant.


Link's morning message


Inspired by Blue Jeans-Celebrity BFF


BAM! Being a Man

This is kind of amazing to me.


In Response to the GS Cookie Boycott in Texas



A Couple of Crap-TV Notes (Nashville after Two and a Half Men)



American Idol and 60s British Invasion


This is the BEST response to that terrible xojane article.


Your nightmare come alive: office flooding


Handbag Inanity


A few of you might be like this little guy and his clever ways and incomprehensible speech. Naked and covered with fur. You know who you are.


Today's Late Morning Cry


Post the memes about your cities (or favorite cities)


Unboxing and Shooting w/ the 85mm f/1.2L


Why Ringo is my favorite Beatle


Lucas owes me money!


TEAM DOG: May I Have Your Attention Please.



Fuuuuuuuuck


Help Find Me an iPhone Cover


Dear Canadians of a certain age...


The Necessary Music for Today


5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Mental Illness


Since we're talking about etiquette


TERF-itory?


When People Ask for Help and then DISREGARD YOU


Then there was the guy who was most likely to listen to Depeche Mode and watch Truffaut movies. And whine. Constantly whine. And drone and drone and then talk more and more about their pain.


Etiquette query


On The Ethics Of The Death Penalty (TW?)


Moments of Successful Adulting


Sick day


The Benefit of the Doubt, Part II: Given, Presumed Denied


I just made this gif for you guys.


All of my GT wires are getting crossed



WHISKEY IS THE BESTKEY



Yet Another Thing I'm Unsure About From Hollywood


Derrick Coleman is winning for the King of Football, right?



I got it!!!!


Jez moms...



Little Victory


Then there is coach but he is boring. Look at Strong Bad, he's so bitchin' with the ladies. He's peacockin'. Like Mystery Cat.


FUCK IT FRIDAY (TOO LEGIT TO QUIT)



I think I'll just leave this here.



Which series should I read?



take two!



The worst thing you've ever done for vanity?



Suffocating



My foot is sticky



"Please let me give you money"



Friday Squee



Android phone fail



Buzzfeed, I need more options



Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Calling All Meal Planning & Couponing Warriors!



Science: Overly Honest Methods



Mt. Dew thoughts



Any Nick Drake fans around?



Does anyone have resources on internalized homonegativity?


This is how I feel. I'm looking old. I better perfectly sculpt myself for my fancy NY meetup on Sunday. Also, some of you are olds. You'll appreciate it. I'm both wanting kids off of my lawn and wanting them to think I'm cool.


Catching the bug my husbad had


Too Good Not To Share


This newly released footage of Felix Baumgartner's space jump is INSANE


this has been fun


GroupNap



SSL Connection Error



Marvel Entertainment releases Marvel Comics API



Doritos Finger Cleaner


Mainpage article on woman rendered sterile by gastric bypass surgery


That super fun moment


"Can I interest you in some magic before you kill me?"



It's been one hell of a past 24 hours.



Ella Fitzgerald sings Mack the Knife


Damn, now I'm running out of ideas. YOU GUYS POST SO DAMNED MUCH. You need to read my Real Talk: Snack Edition

Remember that last post. I am a grumpy old robot. I am. Off my lawn. I like it back in my day when there were Parsnips a Plenty


Overheard in my kitchen


Thank you WHISKEY for my logo



Stoya On The Idea Of Consent




What do you say to convince someone you're too poor to pay for Grad…




Requesting More Satire, Pls - Work Is Boring



Bridal shower "etiquette"


You know you're Canadian when...




Just a quick announcement




Bruce Jenner Matters: In Defense of 'Low' Culture




This is just as hilarious as every other rape joke (TW)



Anxious Thoughts



Biting my Tongue (TW: Suicide)



What do the Super Bowl, Denver Airport, the anti christ, an iPad…




Snow, Outrage, and Rants: A Response to "Why The South Fell Apart in…


Adventures in cooking


Why I didn't go to book club for real




Behold! Whiskey is the bestest.




Chritter! What happened to the pumpernickel bread???


We are almost done this endless list. IT'S TIME TO FIGHT A SUPER ANIME BATTLE IN OUTER SPACE. 20X6 ALSO TIME TO FIND THE TIME SPACE WARP TO GET THESE 30 MINUTES OF CUTTING AND PASTING BACK. 20X6



Pretty Powerful Ad You Won't See on Superbowl Sunday




Online Debate Etiquette




Whiskey made a logo for me too!


Nerd Alert!


Friday's Pre-Groupdrink Warmup




Oh shit, I forgot the dump




Who Wears Boss Pants The Best?



My plans tonight




Ex boss is still trying to screw me




Change the Mascot




Good things?




#WhiteFeministRants Is Trending!




Maine's highest court rules that Transgender student's rights were violated


I thought it's about time I include this. I bet you think I forgot. I didn't


My friend is getting married...



GUYZZ MY BRUNCH POST

Groupdrink?

OK Cupid Is Full of Bigots And They Talk To Me

I'll try just about anything




ATTENTION: OFFICIAL DC JEZE-BRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!




It's my party and I'll cry if I want to




Post your old blogs / live journals / webpages!




WELCOME TO GROUPDRINK/KINK



Just Realized...




90s Jams!


There, DONE. If I missed you. Well, I'm sorry Tiger. I'm sorry. Now let's sing a song to celebrate!