Buzzfeed has shared with us a list of the most ridiculous times marketers have decided to make sure we know how to line up our genitals with our buying choices. This one is my favorite:

Men's yogurt that helps you find your inner abs. Where did they go?

(Also I blame you guys for me wasting so much time with Buzzfeed. I was doing so good and then you pulled me back in with the quizzes!)