After not coming into the office for 3 months, one my bosses walks in. The following conversation happens.

boss: Martha, have you set me up for our new electronic charting system?

Me: no. (in my head: cause fuck you that’s why)

Boss: So when are you going to do that? And when are you going to train me? (note: there have already been 6 different trainings none of which she could be bothered to attend)

Me: Well I’m still helping current staff and putting in all current patients by myself, and since you haven’t been here it will take some time. So I will reach out to you later this week and let you know. Bye.