Him, “Here’re all the things that’s wrong with millenials/you - let me expound on them for an hour”
Me, “Ok I will fix them could you please give me specifics so I can understand”
Him, “Um, you seem to be doing pretty ok actually”
Me, “Great. I will still fix things and believe I have improved. Also this sounds like a 6 month performance review?”
Him, “Yes and you have improved a lot”
Me, “So can I have a raise?”
Him, “That sounds fair let me look at the finances first though [broke nonprofit life]”


GUYS I JUST HAD MY FIRST PERFORMANCE REVIEW EVER AND ASKED FOR A RAISE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER?