Me and my "rug collection," that is. The email arrived today.


Granted, I don't really have a rug collection, but I do have a couple small area rugs. They really tie the room together. Does a doormat count? Should I make an Ikea run to flesh out my rug collection? Ever notice how gross the words flesh and rug sound when included in the same sentence?

Granted, it is possible the email was sent to me erroneously. Just maybe. But that's not the reality where I choose to live. I really feel like I should go along with this and see how it plays out. Shall I send them photos of me with my "collection?" I'll get the camera self-timer and tripod, you guys provide the rug photo shoot inspiration. Here's what I have to start: The Classic Burt.