"Kevin ate an entire 24 pack of crayons, puked, and then did it again the next day. This is 9th grade. I have no idea where he got crayons."
This is old but gold. I'm dying over here.
- Kevin threw his lunch at the School Resource Officer and tried to run away. He ran into a door and insisted it wasn't him.
- Kevin's mom could never remember which school he went to. She missed several meetings because she drove to other schools (none of which he ever went to)
- Kevin tazed himself in the neck before a football game
- Kevin didn't know dogs and cats were different animals.
- Last I heard, he wanted to join the Air Force.
Go read the whole thing. It's amazing.