"Kevin ate an entire 24 pack of crayons, puked, and then did it again the next day. This is 9th grade. I have no idea where he got crayons."

This is old but gold. I'm dying over here.

Other highlights:

  • Kevin threw his lunch at the School Resource Officer and tried to run away. He ran into a door and insisted it wasn't him.
  • Kevin's mom could never remember which school he went to. She missed several meetings because she drove to other schools (none of which he ever went to)
  • Kevin tazed himself in the neck before a football game
  • Kevin didn't know dogs and cats were different animals.
  • Last I heard, he wanted to join the Air Force.

Go read the whole thing. It's amazing.