I have ideas guys but neither the skill nor time to make them a reality. So after a funny little discussion about fedoras and hipster Nice Guys™ I have conceived of an idea for a brilliant gif. Let me paint a little picture...

You see a video slot machine buzzing away.

One...then two...then THREE fedoras appear!

The screen flashes "JACKPOT!," then "HAT TRICK!!!"

The machine spews endless amounts of male feminist cards clearly labeled as having no expiration date and requiring no further privilege checks.

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS SO!!!