A friend sent me some of these in an email.

They have GIANT LABIA!!! I vaguely remember seeing ads for sauna pants.

Your very own 70’s porn star! This is kind of sad. Although I assume from the teeny engagement ring, that this a portrait of the fiance.

Gum massager. Right.

The next one ... I just ... there are no words ... I’ll just never think of the RotoRooter Man in the same way.

Oo-la-la! What kind of action are we talkin’ about here? Careful guys; the white option turns transparent when wet (pearls clutched)