Step one: Get bored at lunch and decide to break out some bright green eyeshadow.

Step two: Admire handiwork, then go back to home office.

Step three: Forget about bright green eyeshadow.

Step four: Start up a teleconference.

Step five: Discover that bright green eyeshadow looks like WOAH WHAT THE FUCK eyeshadow when paired with Google Hangouts.

Step six: Hide under desk.