Put in your notice at work, cash out your 401k, and start packing my anonymous, lesbian-shitass, friends, because all our retirement dreams are about to come true:

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THE GREY GARDENS HOUSE IS ON THE MARKET.

$19,995,000.00

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If we pool all of our resources, I think we can make this happen!

We could actually (not really) live in squalor! (Not even close.)

We could PubMed all. day. long. even!

Who’s with me?!