For what the mainpage will write about next!! In the last 24 hours we've now had both an article about changing your last name (yay JinxieJade!) and now one about pubes!
Lay it on me, mainpage savvy Jezzies. What article topic you think they will use to complete the clickbait hat trick.
I'm going with... article on motherhood? Maybe even a nice spanking article?
ETA: The grand prize winner is Lady formerly of the Bananas! Who won with her correct guess that they would cover quotes from Mike Huckabee. Lady formerly of the Bananas, you are strong. However, I'm a little disappointed in Jez. It's HARDLY the clickbait level I've grown to expect. Although should they happen upon this post y'all have come up with enough ideas to keep Nick Denton happy for years.