If you're just tuning in:

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/have-i-upset-m…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/update-1605100…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/in-the-saga-of…

Why the fuck is there a plunger and what happened to my shovel and why is there debris in my plant??? I need to move, this shit is getting too weird.