So, if we can’t have a new election (can we???) - could we at least hold an election for the designated survivor?

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Current candidates include:
1. The Pence’s cats — Oreo, Pickle, their bunny Marlon Bundo, and beagle Maverick (although why is Pickle singular?).
2. Barron Trump
3. Trump’s personal physician
4. The inauguration announcer who was summarily dismissed/fired despite having announced every inauguration since like Eisenhower.
5. Write-in