Aka, how Dr. Willowes keeps herself occupied during laundry times. While it saddens me that football (alright Yanks, soccer) is not a more popular sport in the States, it is my pleasure to introduce and share many of the beautiful men of the beautiful game with you. This list is by no means comprehensive, and after looking it over a second time, it is pretty Spanish heavy (I'm not apologising for that.) Here are a few of my favourites.

  1. Claudio Marchisio, from Juventus:An Introduction to Footballers
  2. Xabi Alonso, Real Madrid An Introduction to Footballers
  3. Eric Abidal, Monaco An Introduction to Footballers
  4. Josep Guardiola, Bayern München An Introduction to Footballers
  5. Fernando Torres, Liverpool FC Chelsea FC (come home, you arsehole)An Introduction to Footballers
  6. Arne Friedrich, Chicago Fire An Introduction to Footballers
  7. Raúl Gonzalez, retired

Feel free to share your favourites in the comments, but be warned that Thierry Henry posts will be dismissed. I don't care if it's been three years, some things are unforgivable.