I got complimented on my English by the TSA

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but it is my first language, lmao. I don’t even speak Spanish.

I am still laughing, though. Like, goddamn. In her defense, maybe, it is part of their job to make sure certain people understand and speak English, so maybe she was checking the box and was just like, yup, good job! IDK. Still funny, though. But with my last name such things never read as completely innocuous.

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Any funny stories? I got an hour left of work and this shit is killing me.