So my cousin (one who I haven't met since I was little) said something to the effect of "As your cousin, don't do that to yourself! Just wear some crazy makeup instead!" about my costume pictures on Facebook. Uuuuuh no. Like I'm pretty sure she meant well, but wtf is trhat supposed to mean? I have a good idea, and I'm pretty sure it's ruuuude. Why do people feel the need to say rude shit to other people, even under the guise of being helpful. Staaaaahp.

Anyway, here's a baby polar bear.