...Garrison Keillor? In an unexpected but thoroughly delightful turn of events, he has written a must read commentary piece about Trump in which he just eviscerates him:

And The New York Times treats you like the village idiot. This is painful for a Queens boy trying to win respect in Manhattan where the Times is the Supreme Liberal Jewish Anglican Arbiter of Who Has The Smarts and What Goes Where ... You are Queens. The casinos were totally Queens, the gold faucets in your triplex, the bragging, the insults, but you wanted to be liked by Those People. You wanted Mike Bloomberg to invite you to dinner at his townhouse. You wanted the Times to run a three-part story about you, that you meditate and are a passionate kayaker and collect 14th-century Islamic mosaics. You wish you were that person but you didn’t have the time.

WHERE DID YOU YOU LEARN THIS IN LAKE WOEBEGON, GARRISON? ALL OF YOUR INSULTS ARE ABOVE AVERAGE!