Thank you all for your brilliant advice on how to best disrupt Ann Coulter from enjoying even one tiny moment in life. Some of the many amazing dinner-ruining plans put forth by GT:
Pose as a fan, and shocker-bomb a picture with her - Penabler
Ask her out on a date - PetticoatDespot
Slip the waiter some $$ to spill on her- PrettySerious
Telekinetic attack - Aurora F
and of course, REND HER - bumblecat
Sooooo what did I end up doing?
Uh....chickening out and settling for a VERY HARSH glare and fleeting middle finger. BUT....as I passed, I overheard her saying, quote, "but besides, Chavez isn't really gone, he's clearly possessing Obama."
She is a vile person. I hope my glare expressed that.