1) My pants are too big and making my hips look like extra wide. OK, sure, I have an hourglass shape, but this is ridiculous. Beyond hourglass. Stupid pants.


2) This text exchange with Shroeder:

ICE PRINCESS??? WHAT??? Is this flirting? My complete lack of flirtation detection is well documented.

3) Can I access my google drive on my iphone? Because text exchanges like the above demand a good gif response, and all my gifs are on my google drive. Can I even send animated gifs with my iphone? Is that a thing I can do? I don't enjoy feeling un-tech-savvy.

4) I am looking really really pale today.

5) THE CHOIR ROOM IS REALLY REALLY COLD AND I HAVE BEEN IN IT ALL DAY AND I AM COLD AND I JUST WANT SOME DAMN INSULATED CURTAINS FOR THE WINDOWS!!! WHY CAN'T I GET SOME INSULATED CURTAINS?? I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS!! THEY WOULD SAVE MASSIVELY ON ENERGY COSTS!! WHY IS THIS SO HARD???