So, apparently it's "I Love Lainey Gossip" Week at the Poppet household.

Here is her take on the Dylan Sprouse situation.

She's right. He handled it (pun intended because I am a 12 year old) with aplomb. But how would it have all gone down if it was a girl instead? As she points out, said girl would have issued an apology (see: Kristin Stewart's wtf apology to the world about her affair; Vanessa Hudgen's only being photographed coming out of Church for months, etc) and there would have been a HUGE amount of slut-shaming and name-calling by everyone in the media. Probably culminating with, "Has ___________ finally gone off the rails? Is __________________ finally going to rehab for the HELP SHE SO OBVIOUSLY NEEDS?"