Halloween jokes! Halloween jokes! Fresh from my brain! Get ‘em while they’re still wet and gooey! Guaranteed to make you moan like a mummy, not guaranteed to make you smile like a jack ‘o lantern, no refunds! Halloween jokes! Halloween jokes! Fresh from my brain!

What kind of fiction does the pumpkin prefer to read?

Who does the vampire invite to brunch?

How does the Headless Horseman try to quit smoking?

Where do ghosts go when they’re having fertility issues?

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Pulp Fiction!

Bloody Mary

with a Pumpkin Patch

They go to the sementery, of course.