JOKES JOKES TERRIBLE JOKES. These are all super duper brand new, straight out of my brain, just for you. They’re terrible, though. Guaranteed to make you groan.

1) What did Salvador Dalí name his new podcast about Adnan the Alleged Clock Murderer?

2) What did the pig listen to for emergency information?

3) How did the dolphin check his email?

4) What kind of weekly show did the whales record to tell long-form comedic monologues and first-person dramatic narratives?

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5) What did the philosophic penguin and the existentialist emu name their wireless service?

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1. Surreal

2. the ham radio

3. by surfing the internet

4. podcasts

5. Wi-Fli