Shiny Red Robot is coming to town! Like Santa, but BETTER, cause we are going to be at the W POV bar at 5pm. On Saturday! The 20th! IM AT WORK OKAY :P

Be there or be square.

If you bring something to donate to Toys for Tots (or can show me that you've donated cash money to them) I may even be persuaded to buy you a drink.

Because everyone deserves something under the tree, dammit.