TRUE LYFE: PSF CANNOT AFFORD TO LIVE ANYWHERE OTHER THAN IN A LITERAL PLYWOOD BOX.

Though I've suspected for a while that I might be moving to a new place in August, this became a MUCH more definite plan a couple days ago... so, being the responsible and proactive lady that I am, I decided to take a look at some apartment listings tonight to get a feel for things (since it's been a couple years since I last apartment hunted). And. Um. THESE are actual photos I just found of a room that's in my price range:

YOU GUISE. IT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST OPTION I'VE FOUND. FML. WHYYYYYY :/

Update: I just stress ate an entire container of hummus with a spoon while looking at apartment listings.