Applying makeup is on the list of subway etiquette don’ts, and Covergirl’s decided it’s a worthwhile cause to lead the charge against that. Is this really a stigma worth challenging? I don’t think anyone objects to a brief touch-up or compact check, but beyond that, I feel like bathroom behavior belongs in the bathroom.

Some mornings, there’s this woman on my commute who always sits next to me, whips out her entire Kaboodle, and proceeds to give herself a full beat and coif. It’s irritating AF, and no one should be encouraging her choices.