I mean, I understand if we’re not. After all, who really gives a damn about some Tory idiot - well, other than those who have to suffer under his hateful rule?

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, have y’all heard about this shit?

OK, now I’m being a tease. I apologize to all non-Francophones. Hell, I don’t even speak it myself, but I can still make out what’s being discussed.

Bottom line: story out of England says he put his dick in a dead pig’s mouth back in his uni days.