YO WHITE LADY. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Anne Gus from
Troll Thought Catalog recently published one of the most atrocious articles I have ever read in a long time. While she has been revealed to be a false persona, the article is still a problematic piece written from the perspective of a white feminist. It doesn't matter whether a man exists behind the keyboard; on the internet, Anne Gus is real and a fucking asshole, and I will treat her as such.
They're everywhere. I can't walk half a yard down the high-fashion streets of Boston with my girlfriends without being visually assaulted by them. They are such an eyesore that I wish they would just put a big fat trigger warning on themselves, or just like wear one of those blankets that women from the Mid-East wear, jihads, or whatever, and cover up completely. Everytime I see one I can't help but feel as though the Patriarchy is giving me a big fat Bitch slap on my rosy, supple 23 year old cheeks.
Do you even know what a trigger warning is? This entire paragraph is a huge insult to the concept of trigger warning and those who use it. Oh god I am so sorry that Asian women and white men give you a fucking panic attack every time you see them walking on the streets. You as a white woman totally have the right to tell us to cover up!! Listen here, Ann fucking Gus. The partriachy does not give you a huge bitch slap when Asian women date white men. Their choices have nothing to do with you and your fucking narrow-minded white feminism. I am the one giving you a fucking huge bitch slap right in your fucking white face because fuck you.
I am referring, of course, to WMAW couples: White Man – Asian Woman couples.
Like Jesus of the Christ, (excuse the Mexican shaming), but this just needs to stop!
Okay, so now you might be thinking like, Gosh Anne, why you gotta be all racist, they're strong, independent yellow women, choosing their own partners in life. If they wanna date a white man, all the more power to them, right?
Why would dating a white man give me power? Am I a docile, helpless little thing who only gains power vis-a-vis a white man?
Wrong. The WMAW phenomenon is itself one steeped in Patriarchal values, sexism and racism. Ever since its breakout, it has caused white men to trick millions of Asian women into relationships in which they're being heavily taken advantage of.
Asian women, are you too narrow-sighted to realize that the only reason the most privileged and devious group on this side of the Milky Way, White men, are trying to get all up in your wonton soup, is that they are heavily fetishizing you?
Thank you Benevolent White Woman, for telling me that Asian fetish exists. How ignorant we have been before? It's not like we already have Asian activists protesting against it, like the famous Suey Park. It's not like we are completely incapable of telling Asian fetishists apart, and we blindly date them and let them do whatever we want to us. Jesus, what do you think we are? And while being patronizing, you want to be racist and slip in a reference to wonton soup? NO.
If that is the case, let me explain something you, and you better listen, it could save your lives.
White men who chase after Asian Women are afflicted with something called, in laywomen's terms, Yellow Fever, Asiaphilia or Hentai-ism. Unlike Scarlet fever, which, thanks to modern medicine was gotten rid of after like the First Spanish civil war, scientists back then had no clue how to cure its coeval cousin, the Yellow fever Pandemic. Even now, in 2014, or the Horsey year as you guys call it, we're no closer to finding a cure.
Stop trying to explain something most of us already know, and pretend that you are our saviour. And stop mocking our traditions while doing it. ARGHHHHHH!
Upon contraction of Yellow Fever, White men suddenly stop going after strong and beautiful white women like myself, and start trading us for our shorter, black haired and more yellow-hued sisters, namely, you people. Yellow fever is classed as a mental aberration and causes White men not only to date outside their own race, but also to see you Asian women as nothing but dehumanized, servile Toshiba robots.
THANK YOU! FOR CALLING US NOT STRONG, NOT BEAUTIFUL BUT SHORT AND YELLOW!!! Excuse me ma'am, your racism is showing.
White Men are in mass denial as to the severity of their illness, and try to mask it as a preference. When interrogated, they give a number of reasons and justifications as to why they suddenly begin crave girls of the more Animé persuasion, the most common being "Asian women are more pleasant than White women."
Like, OMG? Do you realize how rude that is to Asian Women? Being pleasant is NOT a good trait, that's a very Patriarchal way of thinking, being pleasant denotes that you're not fierce and strong like women should be. Asian women, how can you tolerate this rhetoric being spouted about you?
OMG? Do you know how rude you are to Asian Women?
It is obvious that White men, a group that is infamous for watching movies, have harnessed this stereotype and now use it to justify pouncing on unsuspecting Asian women. They do this, of course, to feed their own twisted need to feel masculine and dominant, while exotifying, objectifying and dehumanizing you poor Asians. You hear that Asian women? They think you're exotic, like Fanta Exotic. That's right. White Men think you're about as human as a carbonated drink. Think about that for a second.
How can you not realize that you're being exploited badly by these White scumbags?
And Asian women are being exploited badly by you, a white scumbag, for pageviews. I am not exotic, I do not treat myself as such and I do not need you to take pity on me, a "poor Asian". We are not your piteous coloured little foreigners who need saving.
And, like they're not even dating you for your looks, because, like no offense, but you all look kind of similar, so they're dating you purely because of your race. Can you even fathom how racist that is?
Have you ever thought that you can't tell us apart because YOU DON'T FUCKING TRY TO. I can't even fanthom how racist you are.
Seriously, am I like watching a new Disney Channel show called "That's so Racist" or what the fuck is going on around here?.
That, I can agree with.
Oh and what are we white women supposed to do now then, that you're like, totally dating all the white guys? Are we supposed to like, go for your men? No offense, but they're like kinda short and nerdy and not very hot. I mean they're perfect for you, you're like made for each other, but white men kind of like, belong to us.
SO IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU WANT TO BE RACIST AGAINST US. YOU WANT TO SLAM ASIAN MEN WHILE DOING IT? So Asian women deserve "kinda short and nerdy and not very hot" men? And since when did white women place eternal dibs on white men?
Oh, and FYI:
Okay, that came out a little disjointed or whatever, but I was super mad when I wrote this. Asian women, you need to say no and stop being victims of White guy's racist power fantasies, and conversely, White guys why don't you back the fuck off, stop preying on poor Asian women's weakness, and like come back to me and my friends already.
At this point I'm just too frustrated.
Help me put a stop to this Mandarin madness, show your Asian friends this article and send tweet under #stopWMAW
You want to start a TWITTER TREND AGAINST ASIAN WOMEN DATING WHITE MEN?
ARGHHH FACE MY ASIAN WOMAN WRATH
Listen: Asian women are not a homogeneous group filled with weak-willed females who willingly surrender themselves to misogynists. We are capable of choosing partners based on our preferences, and we do not need white women like you to educate us about Asian fetish, and condone us based on who we date. You have absolutely no right to be disgusted by the sight of interracial couples, and you are not entitled to white men. You also have no right to insult Asian men just because you have been indoctrinated to think that they are "nerdy" and unattractive. This article was just a very bad excuse to be racist. Satire doesn't work like this. We are not yellow doormats you can walk all over, and to prove it we will take you and other like-minded white people down. We will not stop until the internet stops publishing shit like this. So fuck off, bigot.
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