Wow. This Mommy-to-be brings self-absorbed to a whole new level. She actually sent out cards to everyone who was invited but did not attend her shower, with an awful little poem and a list of stores where they could buy her spawn something.

We're sorry you missed the shower!

There was fun and games to be had

The food and drinks not too bad

The loot was a plenty

But we looked high and low and found none from you

Not even a shiny penny!

Babies need a lot

Of this fact we all know

So we've included some shops below!

If none are to your liking, and that we understand

Then grab a pen and get to writing

For checks are to our liking!

And if that wasn't bad enough, she sent out another poem to people who DID attend, but did not buy something off her wish list, demanding another present to "fix your situation".

We loved seeing you at the shower

Remember how the gifts they did tower?

We sorted them for hours

Upon sifting and sorting we noticed something amiss

For your gift didn't match the list

To fix your situation we listed our stores below

But a check could also help us flow!

I think fixing the situation involves erasing this woman from your contacts.

Now as anyone who reads the Annoying In Law saga knows, I am no stranger to people with entitlement issues, but this one blew me away.

I feel sorry for the kid.