I have a bad TV problem and I need you to help me. Because I need more. Below Deck: So Good. Tour Group: Fantastico. Kardashians: Since the beginning and including Miami and the Hamptons. I know.

These shows are my s’mores. My treat at the end of a long day. My distraction from falling into the pit of despair. Sure, I could, you know, train for a marathon or volunteer more. But my mind, it needs candy sometimes.

Please share your mind candy addictions. And please, can we talk about the chef on Below Deck? (I previously loved ANTM and Summer Camp, but I CANNOT get into any of the Real Housewives. I’ve tried. I’m sorry.)