I'm supposed to be grading, which is vaguely vomit-inducing, so I decided to read some main page articles with vomit-inducing subjects, instead.
As a gal who has, for whatever reason, found herself in a number of romantic and/or sexytimes relationships with gentlemen from various Asian backgrounds, I felt Asian Men Are Angry was relevant to my interests.
There's a particular quote, which, if I'm reading it correctly is from a Mr. Eddie Huang and his book, Fresh Off the Boat. It goes like so:
"Yo, you notice Asian people never get any pussy in movies? Jet Li rescued Aliyah, no pussy! Chow Yun-Fat saves Mira Sorvino, no pussy. Chris Tucker gets mu-shu, but Jackie Chan? No pussy!"
As a gal who is currently married to a self-described hapa, and currently devotes all multi-party sexual usage of her ladybits to said hapa, I ... think this is an interesting choice of phrasing. Note: I don't necessarily object to Mr. Huang's point about film at large.
As GroupThink's resident local sassy bitch, I do object to his phrasing. So I thought I'd take a little poll. The phrase, "[Blank] gets no pussy," might be the one that inspires me to snap my legs closed faster than any other phrase in the English language. (Hey Eddie: Have you ever considered what is denying you this pussy you desire might be your attitude rather than your ethnicity?)
GroupThink, talking about my ladybits like a commodity is the quickest way to talk yourself out of my pants. What's the quickest way to talk ourselves out of yours? Bonus points for hilarious sexual-shutdown anecdotes.
I won't be grading for grammar or spelling.