Just experienced what may be the skeeziest street harassment of my life, woo!

Me: *walks dog down sidewalk, minds own business*

Surprisingly non-creepy looking man who is old enough to be my grandfather: "I wish you'd let me walk YOU like that."

*licks lips*

BARF-TASTIC SCORE: 97/100 VOMITS. WELL DONE, SKEEZY OLD MAN.

ETA: Wow, Kinja, way to eat 3/4 of the comments. I know you're having a rough day and all, but damn.

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