Will someone make this for me? It's soothing and savory and if you don't strain all the little particles out, quite proteinaceous.

1/2 lb lean ground beef

1 cup water

salt to taste

Season the meat, and cook the meat and water together, until the meat is cooked through. Pour the liquid into a bowl. Feed the meat to your human. Lap up the broth while querulously changing the channel because nothing on tv is good. Coff.

Serves one sick little kitty.