I am now in the 40 club. It’s awesome. Thank you. I’m going to share a reason with you today as to why it is awesome.

Cute men. In my younger years I would see a cute guy or if you prefer a person I found really attractive (don’t want to be exclusive here) and I’d sweat wondering just how terribly I might embarrass myself attempting a conversation. Well, friends, at 40 you just fucking say it. “Well, aren’t you handsome.” Bam. Done. Fuck it. Worst that can happen is they say thank you and the best is they compliment you back. What?! Yass.

What does suck is that my grays are coming sporadically. Like gray or don’t gray hair. Pick something. Jeez.