Trigger Warning: TMI

I bought my first vibrator ever yesterday. What have I been doing with my life up until now?

It sat in the corner of my bedroom since I got it yesterday because I was terrified of it at first. I just got a little 7 speed bullet to start out with, the big bright pink jello dicks terrified me even more than the little ones.

BUT OMG YOU GUISE. HOW DID THIS TAKE ME SO LONG TO DISCOVER?

That is all.