This letter is going around the Hill.

Oh boy. Looks like someone's internship is over.

Whoever sent out this letter forgot the first rule of form letters. ALWAYS highlight the blank areas in a color. Lest one of your boss's constituents receive a response regarding their letter about ??????????. Also, always remember to choose a signature. Personally, I prefer the one with the lowercase b. It really gives the impression he's "with it" and a man of the people.

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Even discounting the fact they just sent a template without editing it at all, this letter is a really lazy form response from a Representative. They're not even trying to pretend they read your letter or give a shit. Bold.