Tonight, while out with a friend and engaged in a lively conversation at the bar, there was a man "valiantly" flirting with, and failing to get the number of, another lovely woman. Not 3 minutes after she left, he interrupts my conversation to ask me "are you wearing those glasses on purpose?"

Whaaa...if by "on purpose" you mean to correct my vision, then yes. Yes, I am. He mumbled something about fake glasses and trying to look smart and then turned away. My friend, who was also wearing glasses, and I pretty much dissolved laughing.

That might be my new favorite failed pickup line. What are you favorite worst lines you have experienced?