BF: Daddy you went for your teeth to be cleaned?
GF: At least you we're sleeping.
Yup wide awake. Four hands in my mouth too.
BF: EEK when your mommy puts her finger to clean my teeth its scary. Twenty fingers. Hold me GF.
GF: And a biped finger is bigger then your dinky BF but not as good looking.
BF: Eeeeeek. Stop looking at my dinky GF.
Well one had her hands occupied holding clamps against my inner cheeks. But the hygenist did put lotion on my gums to numb it. The clamps.were metal.
GF: Poor.father I would have cleaned your teeth and gotten any food between. I assume the tooth vet used their tongue.
Gross. Well maybe that woild not have been. She used a scrapper and a polisher.
BF; Scrapper like what you clean the car window with. GF hold me tighter.
No its tiny and makes a sound.
GF: Father that sounds totally dreadful.
Worst the hygenist told me to put my neck back. The assistamt told me to relax.my neck. How could I relax my neck when the assistant was pushing my cheeks upwards. Then they charged almost 200 for the cleaning. Oh I go back in four months. They woud like me to go every three months.
BF: Daddy you are a brave daddy. GF tonight will be filled with nightmares.
GF: Idiot I could have just licked the teeth. Now BF is cowering in the corner.
Going to pick him up and put him on my lap.
BF: Daddy this scary story deserves a snack for me.