Me translating.

GF: It really is simple.

BF: So Daddy you were somewhere else, I suspect that small cave room (bathroom) and your mother was in another room.

Me: You are not helping yourself.

BF: There was a bag in the closet with food I am too short to reach. There I could smell a nice smelly box in a cylinder.

Me: Its called a trash barrel.

BF: I pulled it out and dragged it to my bed. Then I opened it.

Me: Opened it as in ripping apart sending pieces of the bag all over the dog bed.

BF: You should have left more food. About 3 tiny crumbs.

Me: You cannot each chocolate cookies so be happy it was just crumbs.

GF: Father it did make my bed smell nice.

BF: Do you know what your mommy did? She yelled WHAT DID YOU DO.

Me: I heard it upstairs through a closed door.

BF: I cowered until she said “you can do no wrong”. I cowered a long time too.

GF: Father it was a long time. Ten seconds.

Me: Not surprised.

BF: So your mother left the room after picking up the pieces.

Me: Not all we found some later.

BF: So I thought I would do your mommy a favor so I cleaned up that bag she takes with her. It was messy.

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Me: Translation. I smelled mint that your mother had in there and thought I would get it. Also its called a pocket book.

BF: I was cleaning it so she could get access to the mints. Never found them though.

Me: Thank God since all you smelled was candy wrappers.

GF: I told him to stop.

Me: You mean you wanted him to share.

BF: Your mommy complained about a few pieces of the food bag on my bed there is like a zillion pieces of paper in that bag she carries.

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Me: Coupons and yeah she keeps seemingly zillions then throws out a zillion minus two or three she uses before they expire.

BF: I made sure these pieces were just on the floor for her to organize. Many had pictures of food but no odor of food. Thats just stupid.

Me: So you made a mess for nothing. Which is good since you found no mints except for empty wrappers since she ate them.

BF: That’s mean. Well she found me. Did she thank me? Nope she said “WHAT DID YOU DO”.

Me: I heard it upstairs through the closed bathroom door.

BF: I cowered. Almost as long as the first until she said “you can do no wrong”.

GF: I need to learn how to cower like that.

Me: Same here.