I'm 31 today, and so far most of the people saying "Happy Birthday !!!!!" to me are on Facebook, and probably wouldn't recognize me if they saw me on the street later this afternoon.

I appreciate the sentiment (assuming there is one?) but ... it's still weird.

Also I have the worst summer cold and a shit ton of work to get done before EOD. Birthdays are fucking cursed.

Fuck you, Time Reaper.