I just had the worst sex of my life. Womp womp.

This guy seemed so promising. Attractive, super smart, funny. We got along well, conversation was sparkling. We went out tonight and I was just tipsy enough to invite him back to my place and then...the Worst Sex Ever happened. Guys, it was so bad. Like I just don't even have the words.

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Dude is super into me. And it's such a disappointment. I don't think this is something I can train him out of. I don't know what to do. Do I fade him out? Do I let him down gently? Oh god, it's going to be so awkward, no matter what.

My ex-boyfriend, the one I broke up with a little over a month ago for being totally emotionally unavailable...I swear, he ruined me. The sex was so incredible with him, I swear I'm ruined for all other guys. My gold standard is just too damn high. I no longer have any tolerance for mediocre to bad sex. Apparently, I peaked at age 30. Blerg.