Boyfriend, showering me with candy: "Hey girl, how's your word count?" :D

Me, after mumbling a few weak answers: "MAYBE WHEN I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING IT'S NOT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ME ABOUT MY WORD COUNT. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO GO WAY OVER TONIGHT, I JUST GOT TOO SLEEPY TO WORK. DAMNIT, JUST DON'T ASK ME ABOUT IT MAYBE."

Boyfriend: *cowers in confusion*

Me: *stomps about eating candy instead of writing*

Both of us:

Welcome to November, man_of_pyrite.