At first I'm just sort of disoriented.

My boyfriend walks by with coffee and I'm like, this person responded to me literally 10 times with paragraphs of text. He's like, "I just don't want you to get a stalker."

Oh please.

This person rill rill mad tho.

Except then I feel bad because they probably have extremely bad problems.

Then it get weird.

I ride the hovercraft away from this situation.