So I just completed my first “real” job interview! I stumbled a bit but I did well for it being my first time, I think (and my mentor says I did well so there!). I put on make-up and a blazer like a Real Adult—though I did feel a bit like Hatchetface trying to figure out how lipstick works but I did it! Wooooo! Now I’m having a whiskey because goddamn that was stressful.