You are cordially invited to a meeting of the Chicago area chapter of the Lesbian Shitass Socie ty. At this meeting, we will have a clothes swap, so please bring no more than 5 items, preferably those that highlight the unshaven armpits of our feminist members.

In other words: Jezebel chicago meet up this Saturday, Dec. 7th at 5pm at the Bad Apple, 4300 N. Lincoln. It is indeed a clothes swap, so bring some goods! Accessories also accepted. Please note in the reply if you are coming so I know what size table to request; no need to tell me again if you already have. You can find me because I will be the only chick in the place wearing a cocktail dress (I have a party immediately following).

Should any of you lesbian shitasses wish to design a chapter crest which I can put on a sign for the table, I will buy you a beer and you can share my cheese curds!