I was on the phone with my sister and Walligator was barking his head off at something. I said (obviously joking), “I gotta go and beat my dog now. Talk to you later.”

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10 minutes later I refreshed FaceBook & this was in my feed:

I have never done a search for this thing. WHAT THE HELL???

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Talk amongst yourselves about whatever you want. Also, would that thing even work?