Quick, grab a burner!!
And tell us the most embarrassing secret that you really don't want associated with your name...unless you're willing to share with your actual name.
I'll go first (mainly because I'd still use my name in a burner cuz I'm not that bright).
Some weekends, GuyJinx has to dress me like a 4 year old because I refuse to put on pants so we can go to the store...Seriously, like a 4 year old...he has to tickle me so I move my feet from between the mattress and the foot board...