because it’s just so GODDAMN perfect for my friend. My BFF and I don’t ever go overboard on gifts, and so spending $125 would be really awkward and I’m not like, made of money. But it’s perfect!

Matching pajamas for my friend and her tiny dog. She would love it so much. And then you can pay extra and get their names added.

COME ON IT’S PERFECT.

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Response choices:

  1. Talk me out of it and tell me I’m an idiot.
  2. Talk me into it and tell me I’m awesome.
  3. Share stories of your stupid spending to make me feel better.