Inspired by Penabler's post about Magic and the D&D discussions that followed, I remembered that Consort Fluffybutt had mentioned potentially starting a campaign soon. So I brought it up to him. This is what followed.

First, he was all "well how about we play this instead?" to which I was like NO. It does sound cool but it's not D&D! Our conversation is in the screenshot.

*Sign, Consort. This relationship looked so promising. Don't abandon our shared love of Dungeons & Dragons for zombies.